You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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