My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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