Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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