So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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