that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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