We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
