I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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