I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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