it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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