i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize