You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
