So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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