we have officially lost it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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