if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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