Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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