I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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