this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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