she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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