Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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