note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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