Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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