I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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