Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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