do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Randomize
