i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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