We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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