Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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