apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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