omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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