Me. At least after what I've been through.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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