The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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