so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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