He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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