Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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