I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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