you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
this is an emotional support booty call
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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