shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
How naked do you want me to be?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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