But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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