Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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