I'd wear matching sweaters with you
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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