go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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