You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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