Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I still have a little drunk in my system
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm really busy with my period
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