apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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