Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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