I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just want nice things and good sex
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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