Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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