It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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