i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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