The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
What a dumb baby whore.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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