In the future we'll all be gay
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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