if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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