It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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