Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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