i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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